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Steps to be followed during Home Quarantine:
Cautionary Warning: Do not follow if wanting to save yourself from impending doom.

1. Come through the front door, bedraggled, and stomp to the bathroom, only to come and scour the Hall again and leave some occasional virus in your midst.
2. Yell from the bathroom for the towel because you cannot touch stuff with virus infected hands.
3. Keep yelling because your nonsense daughter forgot to give you the shampoo(separate ones especially for you) with the towel. Even if you did not ask for it. Even then.
4. Come out from your long shower only to accidentally almost sit on the sofa.
5. Run back as fast as your feet can take you to the bedroom because your wife screamed at you for forgetting the quarantine rules( said rules are not mentioned in here).
6. Open your laptop, turn on the music at the loudest because you are completely unaware of your daughter’s examinations.
7. Sit down on the bed.
8. Sit more comfortably.
9. Repeat number 8.
10. Take a yawn.
11. Ask Alexa to call all of your extended family because you are so so very bored and also cause everyone in the world are completely jobless.
12. Pluck the cherry on the cake because there is a staggering partner in crime/ brother in law, whose only job is to get you to ‘enjoy’ your quarantine.
13. Because why not?.
14. Scream for every last thing from a cup of milk to the extension cord to your dumbles to be fashioned magically at your doorstep.
15. Because why not?
16. Walk out of your room to check whether your family is completely morosed without your presence.
17. Find they are far from that and again ‘accidentally’ come into the Hall to tell them you are alive and cause a potential threat of virus.
18. Again.. Because why not?
19. Repeat all said above and cause a ruckus because……….. WHY NOT?!!.

All the above are schemed processes subject to life risk… Read warning at top.
PS: If you do recieve impending doom, kindly check sarcasm mentioned in every word.

Thanking You,
A fellow quarantined bloke